2017 - I Can't Garden But I Can Plant
A while back, I decided that I wanted to plant a vegetable garden. This was a spectacularly ambitious thing for me to decide I wanted to do, considering that I kill literally every plant I ever touch. But I went through some of the motions anyway, heading out to Walmart (of all places) and buying these little “easy gardener” pre-measured cups with seeds and plant food and finding a spot behind the house that looked like a good candidate. I threw them in the ground, sprinkled some plant food on them for a few weeks, and promptly forgot about them. There were a couple of cherry tomato plants, a broccoli plant (because I like broccoli), chili peppers, and some other stuff I can’t even remember because it all immediately died. It’s been about 3 months now. Most of them died; some of them didn’t even sprout. One that did, though, was the broccoli plant. A few weeks back I noticed it start to sprout. Then it got bigger. Then bigger. Finally a big thing sprouted out of the top. I was confused at first (I thought I’d planted cabbage; this should give you an idea of how good of a gardener I am). But finally I realized - it’s broccoli! A real broccoli thing, just like you’d find in a store. I had every intention of actually cutting it off and eating it. But of course, I didn’t get around to it. A few more days passed, and this morning I left my house by the back door to head to my car, and what did I see, but a brilliant bouquet of flowers! Color me stupid, but I had no idea that broccoli - the broccoli that you and I eat - is actually a big bunch of flowers! Super pretty little yellow flowers. Beautiful, really.
So, the lesson here is this: plant a bunch of stuff, even if you don’t think anything will happen. A lot of times, it won’t. But sometimes, it will, and you’ll find something unexpected. And just when you least expect it, your broccoli will turn into a bouquet of flowers!