OK, I love Subway, OK?  I mean, I've talked about that before.  One of the things that you realize, when you love Subway, is the weird way that they stock products.  Oh, they all have ham, and tomatoes, and white bread.  But when you get off into the weeds, Subway gets a little odd.  They've taken to calling it "local favorites".  I've seen things like jalapeno cheese bread or breakfast sausage or bread backed with sunflower seeds.  But one of my favorites is the Seafood Sensation.  It's kind of a weird mix of fake crab and mayonnaise and I'm sure 90% of people find it disgusting but I love the crap out of it.  I found one a long time ago in SF that had it back when I wasn't eating red meat and I used to get one almost every day.  It was the one at the top of the hill inside UCSF and I would ride over there, up the hill, take the elevator just to get to that delicious seafood sub.  I'm sitting in the Subway on Columbia in Bend, where they have this odd little thing.  It's the only one I've ever found in Oregon.  And it's a nice Subway, with some open space and some nice picnic tables in the sun.  You'd like it.

It's the small victories in life, people.