Yeah! Yaaaayyy! Woo hoo! I hear in Sweden you can file your taxes my text message (no kidding), but here in the US of A we do it the old-fashioned way, the way our grandfathers did it, the way Real Men do it - with piles of paper and phone calls and agonizing over the way to deduct depreciation on our cell phones.
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.
